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Sunday, October 30, 2011

What citrus fruit likes oral sex?

WHAT citrus fruit likes oral sex? That would be Orange Goblin! Geddit? No! Ahh c’mon, surely you did! An Orange Gobbling; Orange Goblin!

Argghh! The joke is pathetic, I do hereby confess that, but instead of shaking your head, head off to your local ticket outlet and shell out the cash to see Big Ben and his compatriots in Orange Goblin play Belfast on April 21st with By Any Means and Wizards of Firetop Mountain in support.

Go on, you know you want to: and I promise no more crap jokes if you do!

Venue: Spring and Airbrake and Tickets at the unfeasibly reasonable price of £16.

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